the crybaby pokemon v.2
Ebah: The Crybaby Pokemon - This weird 20-year-old girl-like water pokemon has the mind of a three-year-old, a sloth-like disposition, and frequent mood swings. It is easily amused by childish things, but otherwise enjoys displaying an "I am not amused and am judging you" facial expression. It is lazy but can be stubborn and hard to deal with at all times. Its attacks are Sing, which can annoy its enemies because of a triggered storm of complaints about throat pains, and Cry. Its weaknesses are mornings, insects with eight legs, and moments when the internet is down. It can quickly be caught if you hypnotize it with Cappuccino Chocolate Crunch ice cream or a plane ticket to South Korea.
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Make one for me too! >w<
ReplyDeleteLee Chao: The Fangirl Pokemon - This 15-year-old baby-like grass pokemon has the mind of a fujoshi and is prone to spazz attacks. It often produces writings known as 'fanfics' and enjoys what is known as 'shipping.' Its attacks are Punch, which allows her to throw hits stronger than that of a human male, and Squeal, which may occur at random instances if exposed to certain voices. When provoked, it shows its true form: Jesus Potato. Little did you know it died for your greens.
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