Eduardo: You know, you're really tall.
Me: ... lol thank you
Eduardo: How tall are you? Like, 5'10?
Me: NOOO QAQ!!! 5'8....... OTL
Eduardo: Would you ever date a guy shorter than you?
Me: LOL PROBABLY NOT
Eduardo and Eric: OOOOOOHHH
Eric: GOOD LUCK GETTING A GUY
Eduardo: That's gonna be hard
Me: -laughs scornfully-
Eduardo: Why don't you date Eric? He's really tall.
Me: ...... He calls his car his wife, his girlfriend, and his sweetheart.
Eric: I'm also dating my cat. But he's male, so we're gay.
Every single person in the room: ..................................
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