I know the most precious, scary people

Yeaaaah I know I've been throwing a lot of skype convos onto here lately, but asdflkj this kind of cracked me up in a really.. weird way.
(Also, not gonna lie but I feel like lately, dirtiness has been the turn-to for humor, so I do appreciate that I'm surrounded by people that can still be humorous and fun together without being dirty--if that makes sense.)

[5:32:17 PM] Chiisana: I just read CEC as KEK and I was like o-o
[5:32:43 PM] Chiisana: and Keks is a northern UK slang word for pants
[5:32:49 PM] Eva: ...
[5:32:56 PM] Jay: oh
[5:33:04 PM] Jay: i just call pants, pants cuz
[5:33:34 PM] Jay: im about to watch a scary movie @_@

[5:33:45 PM] Chiisana: You call pants pants because you're about to watch a scary movie?
[5:34:02 PM] Chiisana: What about when you're not about to watch a scary movie?
[5:34:09 PM] Jay: those were not connected!

[5:34:46 PM] Chiisana: pants cuz... cuz... CUZ WHAT.. CUZ WHAAAAAAATTTTT -shakes fists at the air on her knees- QAAAAQ)9
[5:34:54 PM] Jay: when im not watching scary movies i call them pantalons
[5:35:02 PM] Ryan: oh my
[5:35:04 PM] Ryan: I like that name
[5:35:16 PM] Ryan: that's like if Pantheon and Talon had a child
[5:35:19 PM] Ryan: Pantalon
[5:35:26 PM] Jay: his ult would be op
[5:35:33 PM] Ryan: ya it would be invisible
[5:35:34 PM] Ryan: he lands on u
[5:35:40 PM] Ryan: and then blades chop u up
[5:35:45 PM] Chiisana: ...
[5:35:49 PM] Jay: then he uses the remains in his soup
[5:35:53 PM] Ryan: LOL~
[5:35:53 PM] Chiisana: where has this conversation gone
[5:35:54 PM] Jay: because he likes to cook
[5:36:02 PM] Jay: i had soup today
[5:36:05 PM] Jay: not eating anymore
[5:36:07 PM] Jay: because of what i just said

I feel like each and everyday, that child sounds more and more like me, and that's scary.